| Yellow Cake Love
by Me
A Dinkel - Which Dinkel? - A. Dinkel, I say
She baked me a magical cake today
Filled with her goodness and golden with love
It sprouted three wings and ascended above
But as the birds say, the problem with wings
Is that two will do, four is fine, but please never three!
The cake started toppling - it spun as it flew
Then crumbled to the ground as cakes tend to do
A seemingly mishaply ending had come
But lucky for me, the cake's center wasn't done
The goo stretched and grew 'til it covered dry land
Then flowers and forests sprung out of the sand!
A. Dinkel's magic is sometimes unseen
'Til she adds " 3 c. Love " to her recipe
Joyful's my world when she saves just enough
To water the ground with her yellow cake love |
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| So yeah. it's been awhile. la di dah. I have a complaint. The anger has been growing for quite some time now, and I'd just like to expose my frustration before it becomes an insurmountable problem and causes me to commit hate crimes. The issue is Van Halen. Apparently, radio stations seem to think Van Halen is cooler than ever before, so they are supersaturating their little shows with a large quantity of Diamond Dave and the Red Rocker. It's just too much Van Halen. There are actually days now when I don't hear Stairway to Heaven a single time! Don't get me wrong, that may not be such a bad thing, but don't fill those empty 8 minutes 3 seconds with 3 Van Halen jingles everyday. Now, I happen to love Van Halen, and I understand that the band needs its air time, but come on people! Get a grip and play me some Aqualung! (by jethro tull, that is) |
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| kind of a weird test, but amusing nonetheless:
Damn fine job!
76% Prodigy | | You are obviously a well spoken, intelligent individual. You only missed from 20 to 11 words. You're definitely a cut above the majority. You almost certainly have a college degree and if you don't, you probably will do soon. You have a little room for improvement so take this opportunity to look up a few of the words you weren't sure about. Go to dictionary.com and take a gander. I'll bet if you try the test again you'll do better. Don't forget to try out part 2 of this test If English is not your first language and you are overseas, then please immigrate to the US immediately so you can teach our kids how to speak properly. Don't forget to rate the test. |  |
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: | You scored higher than 61% on Prodigy |
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| I made billiard ball cupcakes. YAY!
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